erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

(Source: yeagaharchive, via encourage)

insideachrysaliswrithing:

lochnessie:

1. Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

2 .but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

(via encourage)

klubbhead:

mornington-the-crescent:

klubbhead:

edensmidian:

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

(via patrik-star)

wordsnquotes:

“People say they find love, as if it were an object hidden by a rock. But love takes many forms, and it is never the same for any man and woman.”

— Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven

(Source: wordsnquotes.com)

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via unescapable)

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

(Source: fartgallery, via zukofficial)

purplebuddhaquotes:

“Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.”

—

Katherine Henson

(Source: purplebuddhaquotes)

shogas:

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

(via dareharry)